thechurchofharry

Confession Time

  • *goes to church for confession*
  • Me: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 5273718281927 days since my last confession.
  • Priest: Tell me my child, what sin have you commited?
  • *moves closer to the small window*
  • Me: *whispers* I read Elounor smut.
  • Priest:
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  • Priest: For heavens sake! Blasphemy! That is Satan's literature! Go! Bath in holy water now!
  • Me: *rushes to the fountain* Oh lawd have mercy on mah soul!